taking up a collection...

I watched this news feature story about someone posing as a homeless person at the end of an exit ramp, supposedly they collected hundreds. I want this couch.

I found it on Craigslist for $400, I think I should almost get based on the fact that its such a sweet deal. I think couches are very important, my last one, I saved for for months and rode my bike through a blizzard on Martin Luther King day in Chicago to get. Only to learn that it wouln't arrive till May, guess boats travel extra slow from Italy. This couch I could have as soon as I nagged Pat into driving up to Kaysville and I'd only have to not eat out and drink nothing but YellowTail for the next 2 months. Dude, I could get a couch and go on a diet all because my budget makes is necessary. Plus in the 2 months spent at home I could teach Daisy couch is off limits and finish my kitchen. Plus I know that this couch is most wonderful because Ami has already tested it, and it resists stains from red wine, you got to watch out for that YellowTail. Closet and couch, 2 upgrades in one month. I really need that job at Goldman.