Meet the Parents...

"You can milk just about anything with nipples."

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

I dropped the pooch off at doggy day care today, she didn't even kiss me good bye. She was to busy checking to see if there were cute boy dogs there to wrestle with. She has zero problems making friends, the kind that lick her private parts for her.

I'd like to say that I've been busy eating healthy all week and working out, so that I'll look my best in Indiana this weekend, not the case. The new couch, well let's just say it sucks you in and then shackles your ankles to it so you just can't get up. It a miracle that I've even been making it to work by 9am. Yeah, late I know, and its not because I'm riding my bike, nope I decided to save gas money by not driving to Memory Grove (whole 5 blocks) where I run and exercise with Daisy.

My dress still fits. Thats it, very Jackie O, I know. I think Jackie O is very good for meeting the parents. I also have very comfortable in relation to cuteness shoes. It's only suppose to be 78 on Saturday so I might possibley even try to wear the hair down.